Sunday, December 12, 2010
Evolution to the Pig
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
DO NOT BE A MONKEY
This is from a line of Nagoya-specific t-shirts along the same theme (Do not be a cat! Do not be a rabbit!) Some people say the ability to communicate is what distinguishes humans from other animals, but apparently it's our ability to choose t-shirts. ^-^
Labels: janglish
Monday, September 27, 2010
Does All Undead...
From a t-shirt:
Um, maybe? Is this a trick question? Actually, I mostly loved the use of blackletter font there, very Gothic. :)
Um, maybe? Is this a trick question? Actually, I mostly loved the use of blackletter font there, very Gothic. :)
Labels: janglish
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Ulitemate!
I've been on the road for about a month now. It's great to see my family and travel and relax, but it's also good to be home. Home, where the Janglish calls:
I confess the "ulitemate" caught my eye, and I only noticed "Microsoft Widows" later! Is that like golf widows? Women whose husbands play way too much Minesweeper...?
I confess the "ulitemate" caught my eye, and I only noticed "Microsoft Widows" later! Is that like golf widows? Women whose husbands play way too much Minesweeper...?
Labels: janglish
Saturday, July 17, 2010
All Times You'll Feel Pleasant
This notebook is pretty confident of its ability to impress:
It's a very assertive Note Book! Sadly, even though I've bought and used it regularly, not all times feel pleasant with it, especially when taking notes in meetings. But the English helps a bit, I must admit.
It's a very assertive Note Book! Sadly, even though I've bought and used it regularly, not all times feel pleasant with it, especially when taking notes in meetings. But the English helps a bit, I must admit.
Labels: janglish
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
The Art of Hot
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Lame Mirror
A self-portrait of sorts.
To be fair, the Japanese below the label gives the correct pronunciation, but without the accent, at first glance it still just looks...lame.
Labels: janglish
Sunday, May 30, 2010
I am unpleasant.
Another wistful dog with a shaky grasp of English from another bag:
"If I am here, can you go out with you?" sounds like something of an existentialist Zen koan...
"If I am here, can you go out with you?" sounds like something of an existentialist Zen koan...
Labels: janglish
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Foot Pee!
I just bet it's a surprise...
In a related story, I saw a baby with a bib that had "Hi!!" on it. Because of the font and the el-to-exclamation-point issue, it looked remarkably like "Kill" The image of a baby with an adorable little "Kill" bib on kept making me giggle...
Labels: janglish
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Your Word is Like Magic.
A gift bag spotted in a convenience store featuring a loquacious dog with a tenuous grasp on the English language:
It's the "splease praise me" that clinches the deal, I think. I am sorely tempted to buy this bag and hold it between me and the world some days.
SPLEASE PRAISE ME
It's the "splease praise me" that clinches the deal, I think. I am sorely tempted to buy this bag and hold it between me and the world some days.
SPLEASE PRAISE ME
Labels: janglish
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